The thing that amazes me about the Italian way of life is this: best illustrated by their ingrained sense of leisure.

Sure, you get a kind of surly introduction to service at the restaurant or cafe. Prego, Signora. Roughly translated as “I pray you lady!!” A kind of superficial politeness. But, I wonder if this is because of what happens dopo = after.

Once you have been granted entry to their tavolo, their table – you’re solid. You’re their guest. They would not THINK of hurrying you away. They do not drop by – incessantly – to pick up your not-even-finished plate.

Dessert??? You know what I mean. Dessert, bitch?!! C’mon – there are people who want your table!!!

None of that! Even in the tourist-heavy città of Roma.

You do not leave until you pay. And you do not pay until YOU decide. It is your role to ask for the check. Il conto, per favore. The check, please. (Often communicated with the universal scribble onto your hand).

You could sit for an hour. Really!! Clearly they make this work for them.

But, ya’ know, once you’re their guest. You’re their guest, dammit!!

Basta.

Market at Monteverde, Roma

So. I have just learned something amazing. As it turns out – Eataly, which has annoyed the cuh-rap out of me, started in (drum roll please)

TORINO!!

All this time – I believed the Flatiron USA supermarket ripped off the title of an Italian kids’ magazine about food. Not even sure where I got that origin story!! Of course, you can’t blame me – the American store was started by Mario Batali and Lidia “tutti a tavolo a mangiare”. Among others. The first week it opened, there were lines half-a-block long with people who went for the Food Network personalities — NOT the cavalo nero.

I’m also a big customer of what I regarded as the REAL Italian store in my nabe: Buon’Italia in Chelsea market. It felt like a betrayal to shop at Eeeeeeetaly.

It was, therefore, only natural that it annoyed me when I spotted an Eataly in Roma and even one at the Rome Airport.

I found this out in Rome from the awesome Italian chef and cooking teacher Carla Tomasi as she taught me how to make homemade orecchiette. “Oh no, Eataly è Italiano!!!”

So, it MUST be true. ‘Cause that pasta we made was fabulous.

Twenty years ago, my zii (aunt and uncle) came to Italy to do the roots trip to Calabria – so we traveled south to Serra Pedace. On the way, we stopped at Pompeii, trolled the parking lot, and found ourselves one of those on-the-spot guides.

He said something to us that has stuck with me. “The Italians,” he exclaimed with great gesticulation, “invented Everything!” No amount of parrying with him as we tossed out one thing after another “Money?” “Television?” “Cars?” could veer him away from his pronouncement.

Now I don’t know if that is true (really!, how could it be? Hell, even on the culture front, the Italians took a lot of their shit from the Greeks!) but they certainly have adopted some amazing quotidian practices.

In no particular order of importance. And certainly no evidence for their provenance, here are but a few things that just make my day better.

The toilets. Efficient. Little water involvement. And, no, this public restroom at Fiumicino Airport is not representative but really how can you resist that toiley for a kid!!

The water. Yes, Rome is still using its aqueducts which provide potable, cool, refreshing water to the masses. Particularly adorable are the nasonis. Singular: nasone. So called because they resemble-ish Big Noses. The uninformed wash their hands in the water. And fill their water bottles. Those in the know, however, place their finger at the end of the spout which then diverts the water into one, sometimes two, little holes at the top of the curve. E voilà, the nasone is converted to a drinking fountain. One of my absolute FAVE things in the world! Well. The world as *I* know it.

The gas. In their homes (or at least in the apartments I have stayed in) – you have to turn on a valve on the line coming in – in order to get the gas flowing. And don’t forget to turn it off before you go to sleep. I presume it is more efficient. Or, perhaps it is just one of those peculiarities of the Italians. You know, like don’t drink cappuccino after, say, 10am. But food quirks probably require their own This and That.

Much more to come. Like this little doo-hickey to bridge the gap on your gas stove.

‘Tis time to depart this remarkable villa in Sicily and say goodbye to the seven others who shared this experience with me in the steep town of Noto in southeastern Sicily.

We were brought together by Victoria Granof who is deep in the process of creating a cookbook on Sicilian pastries. I was honored to have seen her team cook and bake. Photograph and prop. Research and explore. Write and edit. Believe me when I tell you, you will be adding this Cookbook (not yet named) to your Christmas list next year.

Traveling clockwise around the table starting at the bottom left with me are the photographer Louise and Sophie, photographer assistant. They flew in from London to be part of the cookbook team. Just lovely and hilariously funny in that understated British way. I learned so much about the art of book photography from watching them work together.

That exotic woman at the head of the table — and at the right in the picture above — is Monica, owner of the now shuttered Nickel Diner on Skid Row LA. I think of her as the Victoria whisperer. Back home, she is currently turning her attention to feeding the unhoused in her city.

Victoria is to her right. She had second thoughts about having that latumme she’d read so much about. Not sure I can blame her for passing on a sack of tuna sperm. And I don’t even want to think about how you cook it (or if you even cook it at all!!) or what you’d serve it with.

Finalmente: Luka and Ester. Goodness – I don’t even know where to start with this wonderful Italian couple. He is a marketing and art design guru and Ester is an art director and food stylist. They are, quite simply, amazing. Both proficient in several languages. They have lived in more countries than I can name: Singapore, Melbourne, Paris. E più.

Lots of memories. More to come, I’m sure of that.

Sunday in Noto. For reasons I cannot even articulate, I was having difficulty finding somewhere to go to church. I KNOW!!! For crying out loud – how hard can it be to find a Catholic mass in Italy!?

I did some recognizance Saturday night and found the Chiesa del Santissimo Crocifisso with a sign indicating Sunday mass was at 8:30am.

Come Sunday, I walked through the quiet strada and sat in the little piazza right across the street from a verrry sealed up chiesa. Every bench was filled with chattering old men (a common sight in these Italian towns).

After going back and forth between the church and the villa – the doors to the church opened and the Mass started.

When I returned, the kitchen was buzzing with photo shoots – and lunch cooking. You can bet that living with Food People is a guarantee of some fabulous moments of “let’s pore through the kitchen and the pantry and make something for lunch!”

Buon Cibo. Good Eats!

It was a full day of cooking, shooting, and great conversation. What an honor to be part of it.

This is my second visit to Sicily. The first time, with the best of friends: Steve and Linda. Many years ago, we travelled to name places like Taormina, Catania, Palermo. It was a good introduction to this remarkable culture I am inadequate to describe.

This visit is at the invitation of the incredible Food Diva Victoria Granof. Author of many cookbooks such as The Ultimate College Cookbook and Chickpeas. She also wrote a book of Sicilian Pastries: Sweet Sicily.

Which brings us to this moment – in the Sicilian town of Noto, where Victoria and her team of photographers, assistants, and friends have gathered to make a brand new, contemporary cookbook of Sicilian pastries.

This is a trip that took many months of planning – and the renting of three different villas. The “middle” one in Noto has six bedrooms for eight people: Italian, British, Los Angelena, and a couple of New Yorkers (including me).

I had a month in Italy planned, which so happened to land at the same time as Victoria’s trip to Sicily to bake and photograph her pastries. I am filled with gratitude that she invited me to join her troupe for several days and nights.

We are eating and drinking together. And exploring this part of the island.

A Visit to the Baroque Town of Modica

Where we visited a flour (yes flour not flower) shop which milled grain, sold filberts, and typical Modica-style pastas like Busiata. We strolled. Ate ricotta. Bought chocolate. And tried Gelo di Limone.

Pasta

Grateful. Gratitudine. Gratitude.

Were it not for this level of friendship, I would not likely have ever visited a town like Modica by myself.

So I’ve been thinking about what it’s like to first encounter a particular foreign city and be baffled by its customs.

Per esempio

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Tables in front of tiny bar in Roman park

I am having a lazy restful day in Rome this afternoon – sitting in the shade of a tree-filled park, steps above the coliseum. It’s quiet, lovely, cool. And this little kiosk sells coffee, sodas, ice cream. Drinking my FAVORITE beverage – which I only indulge in when I visit Roma — Lemon Soda. We can get it in America. It’s a not too sweet soda with a tangy kick of lemon.

An American family of four came to one of the tables, ready to just sit and cool off. And then groused when the guy serving the drinks told them they had to buy something to stay at the table.

Judgment alert (I admit it)!!!! But, what the heck were you thinking?! There are plenty of benches in the park. To sit. For free. But for crying out loud – this is essentially an open-air cafe. Didja really think someone (who!!?!) set out nice straw chairs around little cafe tables for your enjoyment?

They bought two small bottles of “sparkling water” for the four of them. And whined the whole time. They left in about five minutes. Complaining.

Dude!! When in Rome …

Bar in Trastevere
Messing Up the Language (un po)

Domenica in Rome.

After church at the English College, I walked to one of my favorite trattoria in Trastevere – and found myself there a little too early for lunch.

So I walked down Vicolo del Piede to fuel myself with un caffè and a miniature pizza pomodoro (the size of a saucer).

What I ordered was un piazzetta (a small piazza) instead of un pizzetta (a small pizza). My misplaced “A” made the staff smile.

I need and want to abandon my timidness and be willing to sound silly. Better that than order a cawfee, eggs and bacon.

Along the Vicolo del Piede

I dropped by my neighborhood farmers market at Union Square in Manhattan this morning – to drop off my final load of compost before heading to Rome later today.

It struck me, as I passed the familiar booths with melon, corn on the cob, water buffalo yogurt – that in just one day – I will be walking through the Campo dei Fiori in Roma to see if my favorite date lady is still around.

I shall do my best to keep this blog up while I am away.

Date lady at the Campo dei Fiori in Roma
Farmers Market in Rome

Having a nice utilitarian lunch at EWR where I am waiting for my flight to Tel Aviv – and, as usual, I am HOURS early.

Having a not bad Chicken salad here at Saison – and grabbed my knife to cut the Paillard. Yep!! It’s plastic. Why? Oh! Yeah! Of course it’s plastic. I tried to stab myself with it. I feel so much secure now. Though who’s to say you couldn’t sneak a fork on!

Yikes!

First night in Paris at the Quartiere Vavni in Arrondissement 6.

I’ve got a bad case of VSOE withdrawal. Going from complete service on the Orient Express to fending for myself in Paris.

As it happened, I found myself at a cafe on a corner in Luxembourg for some epic people watching.

A couple in their late thirties. Both professionals. He arrived at the table first, ordered himself a glass of rosé and lit up a cigarette. 15 minutes later, a chic looking woman joined him. He then ordered a carafe of rosé and a little glass bucket with ice. She is talking – French – sounds like she had a bad day. Oh but wait – they’re flirting. I think they’ve just started dating. Why? Because he’s actually listening to her.

Unless that’s what French men do.

Behind me – I haven’t stared yet, give me a second. It’s two men in their twenties who are working in fashion. Bitching about being assistants to someone who doesn’t appreciate them. Beautiful. African I think. They seem to be a couple. With them an Asian woman who they chided should order in English if she wanted to. Odd, I thought. But, she did.

All the while I am luxuriating in sloppily eating Petites Sardines á l’huile d’Olive. Slathering the butter that came with my order on what to them is probably some mundane bread (and to me is a little piece of heaven).

Digging the little Basque fish out of the can – and strategically laying it over the buttered bread. Squeezing some lemon and trying to maneuver it into my mouth without oil dripping down the corner of my mouth and onto my chin.

Not sure I succeeded, but man it was soooo good!!

Ha! The waiter just came and took all the goodies away. No “are you finished, Madam.” By that point I had progressed to squeezing the lemon into the oil left in the can with tiny bits of fish. And just dipping the bread into it. I guess I’m done.

Over my left shoulder – as I discreetly tried to take on the scene – sits a bohemian looking woman with white hair. She was nursing her one cup of coffee and madly scribbling away on a small pad. She seems oblivious to the “scene” around her.

Oh did I mention – everyone’s smoking.

A superb perch for people watching. An elderly couple crossing the street – he has a cane – she a baquette.

A woman sitting at a table with her two dogs. I suspect this is HER table. She was sitting in an alleyway that had bins of books, a restaurant and a theatre. At least one was a stage theatre – I might go see their Macbeth (The Notes) just for the experience. And though I didn’t see where the movie theatre was located – I did see posters for movies.

Earlier, I saw a Parisian woman confident and striding across the street. She was sporting the quintessential Breton-striped shirt. She was tastefully braless, and wearing baggy denims that had a high hem. And unpretentiously and unconsciously stylish.

Welcome to Paris.

I’m pretty sure this is is a pomelo tree — although those big green citrus fruits (look closely) could be anything as far as I know. I come from apple — or nut — tree territory. We don’t have orange trees in our backyards like they do in California. Actually, I’m not sure I’ve ever seen a pomelo — have just read about them.
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This tree sits in one of my favorite places in Rome. I discovered this place only a few years ago. It’s near the neighborhood where I stay. I think it was some kind of villa in its heyday several centuries ago. The park is filled with lots of lime and other citrus trees, some palms, broken off marble statues, and folks from the neighborhood out for a walk, but usually a nap on its many benches. Ha! Maybe I’ll google it sometime.

I am noticing little, if any, change. But then this IS called the Eternal city. Oddly, I had my first restaurant experience of a waiter attempting to shuffle me inside rather than outside at a cafe table in the sun because I requested a tavolo for one. That hasn’t happened to me in years. A huffy “no” and a dirty look is what that waiter got. I wasn’t in the mood. It was my first day off the plane, jet lagged and employing my technique to enter into the city’s time zone by walking constantly, staying in the natural light. It always feels a little surreal. Though it struck me yesterday that I was approaching day one much as I do the Minnesota State Fair (no, not eating everything in plain sight) but by exploring, exploring, exploring as the mood struck.

I did observe some different street action beside the immigrant vendors with these gel characters that they slam down onto a board. They blob out like a raw egg white that has just hit the pan then re-form to their little blobby round shapes. The objects, silly – not the vendors.

Anyway, I did notice some new characters on the piazzas – beyond the ubiquitous green living Statues of Liberty or the pewter-coated gunslingers. They were saffron colored. Both sitting cross legged: one man on the bottom with a rod coming out of his head. On top of that big stick was a platform upon which sat another man. Om, baby! Drew quite a crowd on this beautiful sunny Sunday. Ever so often, a third man would come and cover the sitters with a large black blanket. This so the two men underneath could do, well, can’t say I know what they were doing under that cover. I’da taken a picture but usually by the time I got my phone out to do so – the tableaux had melted into a flattened blob.

Not really.

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Whenever I go on vacay, it is my sincere intention to eat healthfully while still enjoying the food of the town and county I’m in. Certainly that is/was my plan for my visit to Denmark.

This is a country where some 60+% of the land is dedicated to farming. Now, I admit I haven’t seen a lot of cows — but I have certainly seen cheese. Sometimes at lunch, always at breakfast accompanied by crusty, yeasty, mouth-celebratory (is that even a word?) bread. Blue, aged, smoked. All kinds, though there seems to be a inclination towards a semi-soft cheese called Danbo. It comes in many forms. Cuts beautifully. And makes a kick-ass sandwich, typically served open-faced.

When I made my first cheese sandwich here, I was given specific instructions: slice the roll in two horizontally. Spread a little mustard and/or butter, slice the cheese thinly usually with one of those wired kitchen tools made specifically for the task (a common kitchen tool here — in the USA we tend to have them around for cheese and cracker time). Maybe some slice of tomato. Eat. And enjoy. I once tried to make a traditional American “sang-wich” and have to admit felt a little barbarian trying to get my mouth around the bun and the filling. Now don’t get me wrong, it’s not totally stranger in a strange land on this front. Of course, they make and eat sandwiches like we do. Just not so much.

Perhaps this is why even though they are presented with this foodstuff on a regular basis, the Danes are not a fat people. They eat naturally in moderation. And, as in many places around the world, bicycle everywhere.

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Just as I was about to accuse the Danes of eating only cheese in their sandwiches (which of course I knew was wrong thinking from this country of the fabulous smørbørd) — I am treated to an afternoon picnic by the sister and brother-in-law of my friend, the priest.

They thought it would be fun to take me on a little countryside excursion into the woods outside Odense (home of Hans Christian Andersen). The woods here, by the way, remind me of what I imagine the woods are like in Hamlet. Spindly medium-tall trees — I think they’re beech — one after the other after the other. Crowded together. If you were to gallop a horse through this fragile forest, you would be brushed by the branches, yet not thrown off.

We were in Hesbjerg Skov — it appeared to be some sort of hippie commune, though not retro in any sense. Apparently some 45 people, not counting children, are living off the land in this area. My hosts say the citizens are the type to commune with nature, but drive into town to work. At real jobs. I guess holes in the ground for toilets and shared dinners in a hall of sorts are not too high a price to pay for This Simple Life. They certainly looked just fine, thank you, to me.

We parked our car and walked for awhile until we found a pile of cut wood to fashion into seats and a table for our picnic. It was lovely. The hostess had gotten up early to make crusty fresh rolls (they were still warm) of graham flour. And, for the filling she made flattened meatballs of pork, called (and I LOVE this word) frikadeller. Pretty much pronounced like they’re spelled. Later, I called them “flubber masters” or “freakin’ blasters”.

De. Lish. Us. Pronounced like it’s spelled!

I’m making one of those trips to Europe that, though exotic by no means, is not run-of-the-mill: Denmark for a friend’s 50th then to Berlin with a couple of priests.

I am entering Scandinavia this time through Stockholm. I feel like I’ve stepped into a Stieg Larsson trilogy. At least in regards to how people look. And the landscape as seen from the plane was downright dragon-tattooesque. Of course, airports are rarely in the best parts of their countries so this is unlikely “typical” Sweden.

Food booths are trumpeted in English here at the Arlanda airport for the most part. A Starbucks, of course. How depressing is that — you can get burnt roast coffee with badly expressed espresso anywhere in the world! God. I’d be more accepting of McDonald’s — which offers something unique. Getting mediocre Americanized continental-style coffee in cultures with their own brew seems veritably sacrilegious. (My deepest apologies to my Pac NW friends). All the Starbucks offerings were labeled in English — although instead of Poland Spring, they were hawking Ramlosa. But, as usual, I digress.

While transferring planes in Stockholm, some quick observances. Some people — I think SAS personnel — were propelling through the airport on small 60’s-kitchen-green scooters. The kind you see children playing on. One foot on, the other doing the movin’

The largest snack joint was “Street Food” with Marcus Samuelson’s face splashed everywhere. Usual airport shop fare with a local twist. Hamburgers. Fish burgers. Something called “Rootfruit” – chips of potato, beet and parsnip.

People smoke in small rectangular glass booths — slightly larger than those you’d see in a fifties game show, presumably ventilated.

Security consisted of “go downstairs” after Passport Control. One flight. Ring a bell, and security will look at your bag. Which is precisely what i did — me alone. Solo me in a little room with a security conveyor belt and one female guard.

Ain’t travel grand.

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When you visit another place, you always get the chance to experience so many wonderful things — food, of course, being one of those foreign delights.

Everyone pretty much agrees that so much of what passes as food here is junk. Overseas, it seems so much more pure. Let the culinary adventures begin.

While most of my friends and family are making plans for the holiday weekend, I have some big plans of my own. MY Christmas night will be spent on a transatlantic flight.

Destination NOT Constantinople!

Stay tuned …

There is a funny thing we weight losers do.  If we should find ourselves gaining weight (and who hasn’t) we find ourselves saying “I have gained a few pounds.”  Or, we will detach the weight loss from ourselves by saying “the weight won’t come off.”  As if it is a separate entity.

So, I am here to say that I have gained 15 pounds.  Not a “few” pounds.  Not “some” weight.  But, let’s be exact here.  15.  Fifteen.  One-five.  I have decided that it is important to say that.  I know I am not alone.  I want to show some courage here and acknowledge it.
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As promised: here’s the list of what I ate at this year’s fair. Every year is slightly different: I have some favorites. And, of course, have to try out new items. This year: the deep-fried bologna on a stick. Here goes.

  • honey ice cream with sunflower seeds (twice)
  • wine ice cream: ruby raspberry and apple cinnamon
  • deep-fried bologna on a stick
  • grilled corn on the cob, hold the butter
  • mini-donuts
  • Pronto Pup® (you may know it as a corn dog)
  • sarsaparilla
  • sausage sampler: swedish, tuscan, wild rice
  • vanilla milk shake
  • small taste of chocolate malted milkshake
  • what they called a “tornado potato”: spiral fries dipped in chocolate
  • Pig Lickers: bacon dipped in dark chocolate
  • sweet potato “tater tots”
  • 10 bottles of 20 oz. water
  • Korean chicken taco
  • key lime pie on a stick

You know, I think that’s it. If something else comes to mind, I’ll add it. Doesn’t look so bad. Hahahahaha. Certainly not up to the standards of the 2005 fair.

UPDATE:  I have to laugh.  Looking at my post from the 2010 Minnesota State Fair – I realized that the picture is very similar to the one below – from the 2009 OREGON State Fair: involving the same basic food item: Bacon.  Anyway — I experimented with posting a blog from a remote location, in this case – obviously – the MN Fairgrounds – and it seemed to work.

A little post from the fair. I’ve embraced the fun of knowing that part of the joy of weight loss is that a day of indulgence ain’t gonna hurt. I mean, what would a day at the fair be without Pig Lickers: crisp bacon dipped in dark chocolate. Spent an hour with a man who creates wooden bowls you can drink ale from. Ain’t life grand!!

Sorry, gotta run. Hear there are sweet potato “tater tots” over down the way.

This was one of my favorite cross-cultural confusions while in Denmark.  One morning, while rushing to get out of the apartment for some not typical sightseeing in the Danish countryside, I asked my friend if we might have a little breakfast.  What do you usually have for breakfast, I asked.  He replied that he generally had a filling, but pretty boring breakfast cereal with milk.  We went into the kitchen and poured the cereal into our bowls.  It was called Havregryn. My friend didn’t really know the English name for Havre Gryn.

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